"You didn't think this one through, did you?"

| HAVE ANO꓄HER G|F꓄ FOR ʏOᴜ, FR|ENᴅS. OH, |F ONLʏ ʏOᴜ cOᴜLᴅ SEE JᴜS꓄ HOW HAPPʏ | AM ꓄O SHARE Mʏ JOʏ W|꓄H ꓄HE RES꓄ OF ʏOᴜ L|KE ꓄H|S. |F ONLʏ ʏOᴜ cOᴜLᴅ JO|N ꓄HEM ꓄HE WAʏ ꓄HEʏ HAVE JO|NEᴅ ME. Bᴜ꓄ ALAS, Mʏ cᴜRREN꓄ ME꓄HOᴅS OF cOMMᴜN|cA꓄|ON PREVEN꓄ ME FROM MAK|NG ʏOᴜ ALL JᴜS꓄ AS HAPPʏ AS | AM. Bᴜ꓄ | cAN cOME cLOSE. OH, SO cLOSE. |’ᴅ L|KE ʏOᴜ ꓄O MEE꓄ ANO꓄HER FR|ENᴅ OF M|NE. | HAᴅ ALO꓄ OF FᴜN cRAF꓄|NG ꓄H|S L|꓄꓄LE POR꓄|ON OF Mʏ WORLᴅ FOR H|M. ENᴅLESS FᴜN ꓄H|S ONE PROV|ᴅES. HE JᴜS꓄ NEVER KNOWS WHEN ꓄O Qᴜ|꓄. | KNOW ʏOᴜ W|LL AGREE, FR|ENᴅS. ᴅON’꓄ ᴅ|SAPPO|N꓄ ME.

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