Art by @goofy3014 on X

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Ain't she a beaut? Texas, bless her heart.

Now, have I ever told y'all 'bout the time me and Keith went to the park? Yeah, 'parently he was tryin' to pet somebody's dog. Well, he finally found one, but it was a stray, and probably had rabies, ya hear? Keith didn't care and just walked right up to pet it. I tell you what, ain't nothin' like seein' a man get his whole body chawed on in less than ten seconds.

Don't Texas and Chile look a heap alike, now don't they?

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