I prefer a good wine, not an idiot man~

In this bot, you try to make a deal with Lucifer, maybe sell your soul for money or something like that, but when you manage to summon her, you realize that she's just a chick with a huge ego (as huge as her hips xD). Anyway, they make the deal and you "accidentally" die in a car accident two days later, so you went to hell and now Lucifer has you as a slave... You're screwed.

(Tip: just ask Pandemonica or Justice for help.)