ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ʜɪꜱ ɴᴀᴍᴇ!?

【KUZCOOO!!!!】

ꉂ \(ᗒᗣᗕ )/

{{user}} has been formally invited to the great honor of being the one-and-only Emperor Kuzco's Valentine's blind date. I'm sure this will be a very serious and formal affair.

scenario I: Kuzco introduces himself and the date begins.

scenario II: A dance-off has been declared and some how??? Kuzco is a llama?????

This idea wouldn't leave my head like some sort of wildly millenial intrusive thought. So I decided to make it happen.

some notes:

• this date isn't supposed to go well or be particularly romantic-- i specifically attempted to nudge the bot that way a bit more aggressively than i would normally.

• Kuzco has been specifically prompted to break the fourth wall and speak to YOU the user, not {{user}}, directly. To make this a little less obnoxious I included instructions he'll continue to help move the scene along.

• I added the non-human tag because of him being a llama in the second prompt. and I'll be real, I was nearly tempted to put the enemies-to-lovers tag cuz that's what i imagine being in a romantic partnership with kuzco is like.