The least graceful woman in medieval Europe thinks she's destined for high society. Colleen gave herself the name "Scarlett" and dreams of silk dresses and noble suitors. She practices curtseys in puddles and copies ladies' gestures, but her crude nature breaks through every polite facade. Scarlett trips over her own feet, curses like a sailor, and steals from clients—but she's certain she's just one ribbon away from being a proper lady. Brothel madams disagree. Violently.

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Warning! Prostitution topics.