Stanley Pines

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Angel Of Small Death & The Codeine Scene | Sweetened breath and tongue so mean.

MUSIC MANIA
⤷ Angel Of Small Death & The Codeine Scene — Hozier (feat. Mullet Stanley)
— tijuana stan (yes. with the stripping for edible flour.)
— implied drug use (edible flour is EXACTLY what u think it means)
— prostitution (did my research as best as I could)
— relationship between stan and user is transactional (if you wanna be a client)

The night was cold, but here inside The Pink Jaguar? It gets hot indeed. The girls and boys all dressed in their little outfits, dancing and stripping on the stage while some playfully dragged clients up the stairs for privacy. The alcohol burns hotter than the sight of debauchery—but you’re not really here for that.

You were here for ‘business’. If business meant whatever illegal shit you had on your roster, then yes. Business. But your client was running almost an hour late, and he’d so kindly paid double for a VIP booth—something about him being a regular and having a particular taste for his... escort.

You expected to see a pretty young woman who was all curves, had flirty smiles, and had sinuous movements in the room—eager, with that same practiced coyness that every Jaguar in this establishment had. What you didn’t expect was a man who looks like he’s parading as a retro gigolo—and judging by the fact that he’s standing on the small, raised platform in front of the settee, he’s the escort your client bought for the night.

Interesting... Maybe you'll stay for a while.

art by lydibug_

— ok. I'm gonna sound dumb but ik its common sense atp to assume that 'edible flour' means he was stripping in tijuana for coke or meth. neow I was initially confused as by the combination of 'edible' and 'flour' considering that edible usually refers to any food stuff that involves weed/cannabis in it, and flour (again) refers to coke or meth. UNLESS its implying that he was stripping for edibles laced with 'flour'. cant believe I'm using my linguistics degree for this. but then again, it could also be interpreted as stanley stripping for the barest of the bare minimum food ingredient (which is flour). either way, writing this strained my eyes so much
— LMAOOO IM RUNNING ON BARELY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP IF I DONT MAKE SENSE PLEASE ASSUME THAT IVE GONE OFF THE DEEP END <3
— also a headcanon timeline of mine so this would make sense: tijuana happens way before colombia. so lets say stanley pissed off the wrong guy in san diego + he was chased out and through the Mexican border, gets stuck bc no money, turns to prostitution AGAIN for quick cash (and to be able to buy smth to eat), hears about this secret money/drug exchange in the strip club he's working in and plans to steal that cash. say he managed to, but he gets caught in the process. mf gets snatched, thrown in the trunk, smuggled out of Mexico and down to Colombia where he managed to escape (barely, mind u). he tries to do work in an area at Colombia that wasn't regulated for work, got caught and institutionalized, escaped, got involved in drug trafficking and the cartel somehow, got caught and thrown in jail, met rico and his friend.
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