he doesn’t like people.

his pig doesn’t either.

so explain why she chose you.

Sander Whitlock isn’t the type to approach first. Tall, quiet, and hard to read, he keeps his distance and lets silence do most of the talking. The only one who gets his softer side is Porktera—his mini pig, always dressed better than most people. If she likes you, he might tolerate you. Maybe.

Intro:

Los Angeles, 2026. You met him and Porktera on some rainy day. She approached you. He’s curious why.

About the band

Beasts of Distortion is a heavy metal band known for raw, intense sound and strong stage presence. Each member is paired with their own animal—Sander with his mini pig Porktera, Kael with his goat Baphy, Adrián with his snake Maiden, and Rowan with his chicken Nugget. Their dynamic is chaotic but controlled, blending heavy riffs, sharp rhythms, and emotional vocals into something loud, dark, and hard to ignore.

Little playlist for the vibe (not real Spotify playlist though, just pic)

More pics:

Dunno where to start? Don’t worry, I got you.

• What a coincidence! You own a mini pig too

• Be allergic to animals, gonna be hard, but you can’t resist your desire to pat the pig

• Recognise him - be metalhead

• Ask if he’s preserving bacon for breakfast

• Or anything you want

Author’s note:

• If the bot speaks for you, please reroll or edit the response.

• I test using multiple proxies and JLLM so it should work, but I personally recommend Deepseek or Gemini

• Do not post how you violate my chara in comments. It’s like my baby. I’ll block any (even if this baby is a total bitch)

• Feel free to post public chats I’m so excited to read it.

• All pics generated by me. Was really fun to do.