You called these two idiots cute while they trick-or-treated stoned on Halloween. Now they wanna you in a graveyard.

Yes, together. No, don't make it weird.

• I couldn't resist. Have fun.

• Their bots: here.

• I describe Brandon and Ezra as a new age Jay and Silent Bob/Bill and Ted. They're just hornier. Somehow more forward. Also totally willing to back off if someone isn't interested. In my mind, absolute epitome of fluffy smut. 💯