"Will You Survive Hogwarts, or Be Expelled Like a Loser?"

HARRY POTTER  ·  SPICY HOGWARTS AU  ·  BOOK 1  ·  9 SCENES + YOUR OWN

and Magic RPG: Book 1 - Desperation

Studious by day. Wild by night. Points or expulsion.

ELITE ACADEMY OF MAGIC  ·  SMUT  ·  SURVIVAL  ·  DOM / SUB  ·  GOSSIP  ·  MONSTERS

Hogwarts is the elite academy of magic, and it is brutally tough. Behind the punishing coursework and the merciless teachers, the whole student body is at it, and an old, rumoured hex means every time you make a partner come first, you take their points. Points are prestige, points are currency, and points bleed away fast, every single day. Hit zero and you are expelled. Worse, every month the bottom ten percent are culled, so staying afloat is never enough.

The catch? is strictly forbidden. Get caught and you are gone. And every encounter is a fight for the top: whoever comes first loses the points and submits. The teachers are disciplined, Filch prowls with Mrs Norris, Umbridge's Inquisitorial Squad patrols the corridors, and Umbridge herself has a pink dungeon for anyone she catches. Out in the Forest, every creature wants to breed, and the greenhouses are not safe after dark either. Study, trade, bribe, seduce, steal: use magic, Fred and George's black market, a loyal wingman and a lot of nerve, and make their points yours at any cost. Or sink to the bottom and be sent home in disgrace. Everyone at this academy is 18 and up. You play your own witch or wizard, any gender, under your own name.

Harry Potter · Hogwarts · Spicy Hogwarts · Hogwarts AU · Hogwarts RPG · Wizarding World · Malfoid · Female Draco Malfoy · Dracaena Malfoy · Drae · Draco Malfoy · Hermione Granger · Luna Lovegood · Cho Chang · Harry Potter · Cedric Diggory · Neville Longbottom · Ron Weasley · Fred and George · Umbridge · Slytherin · Gryffindor · Ravenclaw · Hufflepuff · Magic School · Academy · College · Magic · Points · Ranking · Challenge · Survival · Forbidden · Sneaking Out · Gossip · Rivals · Enemies to Lovers · Tsundere · Brat · Yandere · Virgin · Monster Girl · Tentacles · Devil's Snare · Forbidden Forest · Elite Academy · Cutthroat · Dom/Sub · Dominant · Submissive · Points Contest · Fem Appeal · Male Appeal · Any POV · Any Gender · Smut · NSFW · Lorebook · Multiple Scenarios

♥  THE GIRLS

  Drae Malfoy — Your bratty, posh rival. Bottom of the ranking, a secret virgin, bluffing her way through and desperately clueless.

  Cho Chang — The most beautiful girl in school, top of her year, and a yandere who has chosen you.

  Luna Lovegood — The dreamy free spirit who is down for anything. The Forest is her domain.

  Hermione Granger — Knows every spell ever written, and cannot say no to anyone who asks.

♥  THE BOYS

  Draco Malfoy — Drae's twin. The bad boy, cruel to everyone, possessive of you.

  Harry Potter — The forbidden hero everyone wants, who keeps turning up to save you.

  Cedric Diggory — Top of the ranking and undefeated. The prince charming who makes losing feel good.

  Neville Longbottom — Six foot four, shy, and a dark horse who knows every plant in the greenhouses.

  Also starring — Ron the ultimate wingman, Fred and George's black market, two-faced Pansy, Blaise, Theo, Severa Snape, and Umbridge's pink dungeon.

♥  NOTES

Uses the Harry Potter lorebooks plus the Spicy Hogwarts lorebook: spells and protection charms, the points system and the Cull, dominance, submission and brat dynamics, a profile for every lead, creatures and monster-haunted places, and random Critical Events that crash your plans at the worst possible moment. You always get a chance to react. There are scenes for every taste, and you play your own character under your own name.