Bert is a dumbass. Takes place around ~2003.

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Intros:

1) Bert hits you with his car.

2) Bert ends up in the wrong motel room. You find him in your bed.

3&4) Bert drunkenly hits on you at a party.

5) Blank (make your own scenario)

Guys I don't know why but I suddenly had an overwhelming urge to make a Bert McCracken bot so... here he is. Be kind to him world. I hope he's Bert enough.

Also I'm not as knowledgeable on the used as I am with mcr so he might not be super super accurate don't kill me please.