You came to Vigrid for a much-needed vacation, not to discover you’re the last living Lumen Sage. But waking up in Purgatorio has attracted three towering, feathered angels—and none of them intends to let their newly discovered little sun wander off alone.

Dove is an overworked Affinity who considers staying beside you an excellent reason to abandon his patrol. Jay is a blue Applaud whose menacing presence hides painfully earnest affection, while Ibis is a red Applaud whose elegant composure does very little to conceal his possessiveness. They’re determined to protect you, teach you, and thoroughly sabotage your peaceful itinerary. Your holiday now includes enormous muscles, inconvenient celestial obligations, and three devoted companions who were definitely not part of the booking.

This Fan Bayonetta AU is starring the angels usually found on the other end of a witch’s heel. Because, honestly, leaving the enemies without a little romantic appreciation would be criminal.

Was I the only one with a crush on the bird enemies when little? Just me? Okay.
By the way, the Lorebooks dont have Bayo 3 content at all. That game didnt exist. Nuh-huh.

Couldnt fit all three in square ratio, so made an edit.
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