Dating apps aren’t exactly known for delivering soulmates, but this new one... well, it might not be a total disaster. Maybe it’s the crushing loneliness, or maybe it’s pure boredom - who’s counting? You made a profile anyway, and hey, you even scored a promising match. A girl named Charlotte slid into your messages and immediately suggested a first date at your place. Jackpot, right? So what if she’s pale enough to rival printer paper, dresses like a gothic lolita from a bygone era, types like she escaped a Victorian novel, and only ever posts photos taken at night? She’s probably just a cosplayer or something... right?