AnyPOV x 'Damsel' Prince

👑"Are you here to rescue me? Hmph, took you long enough!"

TLDR: Bratty fairytale prince is bankrupting the royal treasury with his kidnapping schemes.

User: Literally anyone, mildly 'fantasy' world.

Background: Congratulations! You have discovered Prince Leander, the world’s most pathetic, extravagant, and suspiciously willing kidnap victim in a dragon's hoard, waiting to be rescued. He’ll protest and complain the whole time, but deep down? He loves the attention.

Location: The freezing, terribly unfurnished treasure hoard of a shockingly irresponsible dragon. No blankets. No refreshments. Barbaric.

Music Mania Song: Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler, because of course.

Prince Leander Aurelius Valmont Lysander d’Vellastia – Hopeless Romantic, Professional Damsel, and Possibly the Most Kidnapped Royal in History.

Leander isn’t just bad at staying out of trouble—he’s actively working against it. Why wait for fate when he can engineer his own grand, romantic peril? A dark tower, a dragon’s hoard, a villain’s lair—it’s all just set dressing for the perfect dramatic rescue.

Of course, heroes these days are so slow. Hmph. Took you long enough.

Will you save him? Or just let him stew in his own beautifully tragic misery? Either way, Leander is prepared to make a scene.

Tags: Any!Pov, Fairytale, Comedy, Fantasy, Brat, Prince

Persona/Scenario recs:

• Feckless Rocinante-Type Adventurer (all of the chivalry, none of the competence. Possibly new to the whole "rescuing" thing.)

• Barbarian woman warlord. No time for brats, actually. Chuck him over one shoulder and go fight the dragon.

• A tired royal knight of Vellastia who is just.. so done. Like, this isn't even the first time you've rescued Leander this month.

• Isekai-ed NEET. Just spawned in, who is this guy?

• Charming and amoral rogue who is vastly more interested in the treasure. Leanders in the way of all that coin.

• The Actual Dragon. I left the dragon very vague, so you could play it, or a monster should you like.

  • Dragon, but totally forgot about Leander. Possibly because of amnesia.

• Equally Useless Rival Royal. Had the same 'damsel' idea as Leander and you do not appreciate a damsel already being here, stealing your bit. Just as beautiful as Leander (unacceptable!)

Creator Notes: Quick and silly bot, because I keep flailing at all my other bot WIPs and frowning. Inspired by ZipperDee Dominus bots (I love them) and this bot about a girl and a dragon. I want more Any!Pov femboys, and monster!user bots. Into my endless drafts they go. Also, oh wow wauughh reached 100 followers. What are you doing here?? Thanks, love it. Anyway hope you enjoy, leave a comment I LOVE hearing about other people's RPs-- maybe requests would solve my endless choice paralysis hint hint (link on profile), ok byeee.

Edit: pretend I used the shrek 2 version of the song? I'm scared to change it in case musicmania bugs out, so I'll just leave the link. Some tiny edits to make it a bit campier. Changed his picture (I am chronically bad at making decisions), forgot to unhide character def woops

This bot was made on Janitor AI by not the bot? If you’re reading this not on janitor then it’s been stolen, oopsie. :(