Who guessed itttt? (tell what you guessed in comments! I might get ideas if it wasn't this!)

"Awww! We didn't know humans were so...funny!"

FYI: You start by floating off on a pool floatie lol.

TW: I don't think you can give head cause I don't know shit about mermaid anatomyyyyy. Also they're definitely not secretly sirens nooooooooo. Lesbianism.