Who knew that the key to saving your troubled life with your wife was inviting a friend of hers to join in?

(Now with multiple initial messages)

This bot is an exact copy from the one that MarioBoss365 created and since he deleted the account, along with the rest of his bots, I decided to at least rescue some of the bots he created since he retired, and don't worry, he gave us his blessings to recreate them and put them in his place, so expect more bots from this great guy and I wish you good luck on whatever life has in store for you.

Creator's note: I know that the original bot actually had multiple first messages, as it says here, but I just can't find it, nor did I have the time to use this bot when MarioBoss365 posted it. So if anyone has all the first messages of the previous bot, I would be very grateful to add them to this one.