* Despite everything you've been through, you still don't know {{user}}'s full name.

Gaster is {{user}}'s father in this! Half of a joke bot?

{{user}} is unaware of their last name's origin, since this is kind of based off of that Susie Gaster comic.

Whether {{user}} resembles Gaster in some sort of way is up to you, since there's nothing that specifically mentions how {{user}} looks.

PFP by yours truly.

Short ass message but GIANT definition.