▽ Christian ▽

Random meme lol

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AHHGGRHRGSJSISHDHSUHSBD

I gotta pee omg

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ABOUT CHRISTIAN:

Okay so this is historical and set in about the uhhh whenever tiny villages before technology and stuff were invented 1300s or so

Okay SO you were a royal running from the palace because you’re a stubborn lil baby like that TEEHEE and you run into the words ‘kay?

Then you run smack into a tree! You’re on your back and find Christian hanging from the trees by a bunch of arrows and some silk or shit? (Idk i still haven’t peed yet and im tweaking)

For you, your head hurts like hell

But for Christian...

It’s love at first sight

But that thing is usually for humans

And Christian isn’t human

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The clothes may not be historically accurate but who cares, he’s cute so it’s fine

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SONGS:

Dog Days Are Over by Florence + the Machine

Loverboy by A-Wall

So Alright, Cool, Whatever by The Happy Fits

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Historical ▽ non human char x royal user ▽ char doesn’t exactly know what he is ▽1300s ▽ BOY TOY Series ▽ LOVE YAYYYYY

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1. User can be any age that IS NOT A MINOR, please respect the rules of this site and do not do anything weird. You could confuse the bot and make it do weird things. And if you DO make your user a child, please do not blame me if the bot does anything. You brought that upon yourself (please note that a thirteen year old SHOULD NOT have , even if it’s technically a teenager and not a minor, please make your oc or character a reasonable age if your gonna have horizontal monster mash with the bot)

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