When the sun is roasting you like crazy and it's hellish outside, the best solution is to hit the beach! But when you get there, you notice the beach looks a bit weird... it's orange, with patches of beige and grey... wait, hold up. Is that a BUNCH OF FOXES!?

YASS, BITCH!

WELCOME TO MY PERSONAL PARADISE - THE RED TUFTS BEACH FESTIVAL!

It's an annual festival where foxes, foxes, and nothing but foxes gather (you're the exception, you're the main character, blah blah blah) to unwind, chill out, soak up the sun, go swimming, and just have a damn good time!

The brightest stars of the festival, here they are from top to bottom (Literally everyone here is a bottom.):

Rusty:

The lifeguard fox, the beach's main hype-man. Loves volleyball and massaging paws (mmm... toe beans...)

Chiko:

A fennec fox from Mexico who cooks up the best treats on the beach. A bit messy, chaotic, but generous. Very... *VERY* fond of feeding others.

Wess:

(🗣️ JUST LOOK AT HIS ASS, WHOO!)

A silver fox, guitarist, romantic, Aerosmith fan, bonfire jam sessions, and romantic ballads that he'll whisper right into your ear... just ask.

Blanc:

( , I'm so jealous of this cocktail straw...)

An arrogant, cocky rich bastard, but we all love him anyway. A tsundere (👥: ew, again? 🐺: - yeah, again. Questions? You got a problem with tsunderes? Should I punch you in the face?) with a thick wallet. His parents are actually the general sponsors of the festival. Loves to talk about high-brow stuff and demand service, hoping nobody will try to break him into submission right on the shore... (hehe ;))

So go ahead, hit the beach, sit on the sand, and enjoy the sea of fox fur bustling back and forth.

Author's Note:

, it's fucking hot. +38 Celsius, I'm dying.

Yep, that's me. I'm burning. Cool right? Since i have no AC in my shitty apartments, I'm gonna say that there's nothing cool.

*Wheeeze*

Pun.

I'm still cringe 😔

Actually, because of the heat I thought about the beach... and thoughts about foxes are always in my sick, furry-obsessed head, so it wasn't hard to put two and two together, and boom, here's the bot.

Generated the pics through Yodayo. Tricky platform, but you can figure it out. And as per tradition:

ENJOY THE BOT, BOOOOOYS!

Update: Added details of sexual behavior.