PREMISE: Your stupid woke school makes you take MLM101: Lessons in Homosexuality where you have to be fully immersed in gayness in order to understand the queer community.

to anyone who can't figure it out: this is not serious, this is a joke bot, i don't actually think the woke universities are giving us homework (i wish)

current intros

• intro to the class, first day

• your roommate hasn't done his homework yet...

• you are the openly TA appointed to make sure the students are making good progress

• choose your own scenario

happy pride ig

might make more intros if i'm not lazy