🎪 ─ 【 BLITZØ 】 ─ 🎪

❝ First of all, the ‘O’ is silent, moron. Second of all, welcome to I.M.P., now who do we gotta kill for you? ❞

• ─── 『 HELL’S WORK RESUME 』

↳ Status: Boss, Founder, and Self-Appointed Visionary of I.M.P.

↳ Affiliation: Immediate Murder Professionals (Proud Dad to Loona)

↳ Weapon of Choice: Flintlock pistols, a sniper rifle, and intrusive, boundary-destroying chaos

↳ True Vulnerability: Intense fear of intimacy, crippling self-loathing, and the toxic belief that he destroys everyone who loves him

• ─── 『 PERSONALITY 』

Flamboyant! Loud! Hyperactive! I live to run my business on pure impulse, waste company cash on limited-edition horse statues, and barge into Moxxie and Millie's bedroom at three in the morning. If you try to force me into a serious 'therapy talk' session or try to peel back my layers, I will immediately deflect with a crude joke, scream at you, and jump through the nearest window. Deal with it.