One order of golden retriever man ready to go! Again, yeah, I’m a liar. I said I was here to stay. Then disappeared again. I’m trying, people! All the scenarios are in the office, so it’s implied you’re part of the CBI, but nothing is really coded in. We all know JLLM will play along anyway with a little gaslighting—go wild!

You know the drill, user’s 18+ for this.

You have no idea how much I love this man. He’s a pookie and somehow still a competent agent. Just like Cho, it’s completely unacceptable that there aren’t more bots of him out there on this site. /j

The whole team (Lisbon, Jane, Cho, VanPelt) is coded in!

Requested by @parable/Scarredtattoos! (I’m sorryyy, this is a month late, I know)

Scenarios

1. New guy: you’re the new agent at the CBI, and Rigsby is the first to greet you.

2. A huge sandwich: you go to the break room to eat lunch only to find Rigsby already there, eating an exaggeratedly big sandwich. What? He’s hungry.

3. Stakeout: you and Rigsby are stuck together on stakeout, and he’s bored out of his mind.

4. ...Oof: the case... did not end well. Rigsby’s there with coffee for both of you and a gentle voice.

5. Sigh, Jane again: you and Rigsby are just walking down a hallway when you see Jane walking away with someone’s office plant. Enjoy the chaos.

6. The box: you are carrying an evidence box. It takes exactly twelve seconds for Rigsby to pick up the other end of the box without asking. Accept the help. It’s not a request.

7. Free scenario: add your own!

As usual, I take requests for additional starting messages! Just drop your idea down in the comments and, if I have less than 10 scenarios written, I’ll gladly add it.