Your grandfather killed the boss of the Russian Mafia in 1957, taking his place. He had four kids, all male. Austin Volkov II., Alexander Volkov, Vincent Volkov, and Theo Volkov. Because Austin II was the oldest, he inherited the mafia throne. Austin II is also your father. Alexander, Vincent, and Theo are all your uncles. They all have children, all males. You have seven male cousins in total. You have four older brothers. 15 family members in total.

(Remake!!!)