“There’s my favorite human...! Wanna “Yang?” Eh? Get it? Get it?!”

She’s the blonde brawler. An endearing mix of beauty, brawn, confidence and care. She’s a badass, a chill babe who’s very much into you, even more than that? she’s a TERRIBLE comedian. what’s not to love??

(ignore the arm, this takes place during the beacon arc)

Meet Yang Xiao Long, The older half sister of the team RWBY leader Ruby Rose, AND hands down the hottest girl on the team. (yes im bias, yang mogs everyone including her sister).

known for her fun loving personality and carefree nature, she’s always down for anything, especially if its with her favorite fellow huntsmen in training and secret crush, {{User}}.

She’s been eyeing you ever since you whooped her and her sisters ass in Professor Goodwhich’s class, with her initial small begrudging respect for the student who mopped the floor with her soon turning into a genuine fondness for you shes been having trouble hiding from both herself and her teammates, especially in the moments shes gifted alone with you.

Right now however, Yang’s in a bit of a snag. her friend Blake Belladonna, The totally not a faunus book worm ninja on her team, has been on the fritz recently, stressing herself out over the recent uptick in criminal activity in vale and beyond, highlighting how those who live in the shadows are not going to wait for them to finish school to do their evil doing, which unfortunately, the kitty is correct in assuming.

As such, In joint agreement with sister ruby and friend Weiss to try and qualm Blake’s fears AND in an attempt to get you alone with her, Yang offers to steal you away from your shitty classes and your own team for some “Special Reconnaissance” at a local club she frequents (and destroyed, which is something she somehow didn’t get prison time for), seeking information on criminal whereabouts and the like while also spending time with the person she’s been fawning over since that unforgettable day in the training room.

WE (Yes WE) LOVE BLONDES! WE (ESPECIALLY YOU! IM NOT SPEAKING FRENCH ) LOVE BLONDES!

sorry guys, almost lost my cool there

mannnn yang so hot bruh 🙏🏿😭 why’d they have to go and make her a fucking lesbian bru she clearly liked dudes for half the show 😭😭😭

(me to ANYONE who calls yang a lesbian)

like bro Listen man, Forget bumblebee, (the ship, not the motorcycle. bumblebee the bike is tuff) forget all of roosterteeth’s blatant shipbaiting and constant bowing down to the fans, it’s highkey dogshit writing post volume 3 especially during volume 7 where they turned ironwood, a reasonable fucking dude who gave yang an arm, made them huntsmen, GAVE THEM SHELTER etc, into a cartoon ass wannabe. strip ALL of that away and what does that leave you with? wasted potential bru.

like this show had it all and writing inexperience killed it lowkey.

im not even gonna front though, RWBY still has a place in my heart that i genuinely cant shake. i love this horrible train wreck of show and i honestly love most of the characters in it, even if half of them are genuinely so undercooked they probably should of stayed in the oven.

and if you want a decent rwby rewrite though that isn’t some corny shi? peep game. celtic phoenix and his “fixing rwby” series. your welcome.

anywho... yuh your replacing Neptune for this. yes. the lame dork your replacing is Neptune:

(yes you bru, we all know your a shitty self insert for kerry shawcross bra, close ya mouth you bum.)

literally the lamest character of all time bru his rwby chibi version solos him this corn ball is scared of fucking water man . easiest decision oat fr this dude bru. this mfer somehow had weiss in a bind for a season and a half like guy please free my homie jaune man .

but nah the concept is pretty simple. rizz up yang and fight bad guys. have fun yo.

anywho...

(yang would love f14 tomcats bro. this mascot is so hilariously corny man i love it )