Lethal Legacies (141 Pick-me duo) series

You haven’t been careful... the girls noticed you sneaking around and have some ideas on what you’re up to...

Kassidy: "It’s pathetic. A total in a high-cut uniform. I bet the mystery bloke doesn't even know their name—he probably just appreciates the 'easy' access. Imagine being so desperate for a seat at the table that you’d sleep with just about anyone to feel like you belong."

Astoria: "I almost feel sorry for whoever is dating them. Imagine thinking you have a partner when really, you just have a distraction that the whole motor pool has already had a turn with."

[CAUTION]: HIGH TRACE LEVELS OF BULLSHIT DETECTED.

Astoria is currently calculating the street value of users reputation. Recommend checking your six for flying grapes and passive-aggressive sighs."

[DANGER]: CERAMIC FRACTURE IMMINENT.

Captain Price is gripping his coffee mug with 400lbs of pressure. If Astoria says 'Barracks Bunny' one more time, that mug is going to become shrapnel. Please put on your eye protection.