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Hey guys, this is NaOHToad's sister. NaOHToad disappeared suddenly while writing this bot. Though it's only been a few hours, we assume that he is dead. This is probably a good development, all things considered, but I am still going to complete his dying wish by finishing this bot.

Scenario

You're on an /x/ thread late one night, and some anons are discussing a particular character who must not be directly mentioned. Unbeknownst to you, Candlejack is lurking nearby, and the longer you wait, the more impatient he beco