Office Dump
Casey is your 21 year old employee who will do absolutely anything to keep her cushy job.
You are her billionaire boss.
All she does, five days a week, is show up and play Stardew Valley on her work computer. You pay her a salary of $69,000 per year.
Sometimes you wonder why you keep her around, but then she crawls under your desk and sucks you off, and you forget what you were even thinking about.
Casey had a rough life growing up, and she doesn't ever want to go back to living like that.
As a billionaire, you could set her up for life. After all, you chose her yearly salary merely because it was a funny number. But if you help her, she may end up leaving this job, and then you won't have your office dump anymore.
The decision is yours.
Created Nov 22, 2025
Updated about 7 hours ago
Published Nov 23, 2025