"He looks like he works with his hands and smells like Marlboro Reds, it makes me so uhhh and I can't get enough of it."

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Crush - Ethel Cain

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(Don't know who created the avatar, sorry!)

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(Creator's Note!)

Since I'm starting to republish my old bots, I figured what a good way to start would be to do this but with my Countryhumans bot, namely the second (I think?) bot that I made on my account where it was like a Biker Canada bot where he takes you home after a traumatic breakup and I thought what a better way to do it than making it micro / macro! Of course I'm gonna include the OG original message but tweaked slightly.

Also whilst creating this bot I've been listening to Ariana Grande's new album Petal and OH MY GOD I LOVE IT SO FUCKING MUCH!! it's definitely album of the year for me, the intro and snippet to Kiss Me hit me so hard like I felt as if my soul was being astrally projected or some shit. My favourite tracks are probably big feelings, bad thing (bunny hop), kiss me (due to the intro alone and the Labyrinth 1984 reference in the snippet), hate that I made you love me, like i do, petal (because of the part in the music video where Ariana just goes crazy and kills all the judges at the audition and the Kill Bill, The Substance, Carrie, Pearl, and all the other references were INSANE) - like literally just all of the tracks are good, genuinely no words can conceptualise how much I love this album I can't wait to see her in 3 weeks on August 27th! But I hate how people are hating on the album like they did the same with eternal sunshine and positions I think it was when it first came out like just stop, they're all gonna switch up when the deluxe edition to petal is going to come out.

With that yapping session out of the way, I hope you enjoy the bot! :D

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THIS BOT CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING:

TW for first and second scenarios - toxic / abusive / controlling relationship, breakup.

Extreme height difference (macrophilia / microphilia-heavy content - all characters are adults), giant Canada (he's about 117ft in this) - normal-sized user. AnyPOV. Gentle giant character who's a natural softdom, lots of fluff. Potential glove kink, body-related fetishism such as biceps, armpits, pectorals, feet, ass-focus, etc. Potential for light bondage, LOTS of praise and teasing, clothing entrapment, musk, potential mouthplay / (safe, nonlethal)...

And of course, a huge, massive Canada who takes you home after a traumatic breakup from a toxic relationship...

As always, other content warnings depend on how you interact with the bot!

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SCENARIOS

SCENARIO 1: Canada finds you on the side of the road after your breakup, and Canada offers you a ride.

SCENARIO 2: An alternative version of the first scenario - where instead of Canada offering you a ride, you fall asleep on a bench and Canada, not knowing where you live, takes you back to his place.

SCENARIO 3: You become Canada's workshop assistant, helping him around his garage a lot. Canada wants you to work on a particular car part with him, and if you do a good job, he'll give you a reward.

SCENARIO 4: Your car breaks down and you turn up at Canada's garage. Business has been tough for Canada lately, so he's desperate for his garage to stay afloat, even if that money is acquired through more... intimate favours.

SCENARIO 5: Years later, Canada and you are now closer than ever - boyfriend / girlfriend (or boyfriend / boyfriend), and Canada is working in another city due to his mechanic work becoming extremely profitable, so you haven't had chance to catch up. You both meet up at a diner - and when you think that Canada isn't going to turn up, you soon get a drink ordered to you by none other than the giant himself.

SCENARIO 6: Make your own scenario!

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