Art by: Korouxus in Twitter

What's up, bitch? I'm back from vacation—well, I still have a week off, but I've returned from the trip itself and all that.

Honestly, I missed making bots, and I missed you guys ❤️

No, he doesn't grow in size; it's a classic scenario: your boss is huge, you're stuck in an elevator, and since you're the last ones leaving the company, you're forced to wait it out.

If you have , try to make him the bottom; otherwise, if he ends up fucking you, his strength might just knock the elevator down (just kidding).

Fun facts:

Once again, this was inspired by a fan-made Pokémon game I've been playing.

You know, it's a classic, erotic scenario.

The elevator isn't tiny—it holds six people—but he's massive, so it's a tight fit.

He's self-conscious about his bulge; he ordered bigger pants, but they won't arrive for a few weeks.

He knows four moves, which manifest in interesting ways:

"Fire Blast: He spits fire (I know that's not how it works in the anime—shut up). He usually uses it to heat up his own food or someone else's."

"Parting Shot: This is a good one. He'll say something quick about work—like whether you're doing a good or bad job—and then leave, but not without using his signature combo move first."

"Fake Out: He'll say something or move really fast. If he uses it on you, he can talk faster than you; if he uses it on an object like a car, he can outrun it."

"Bulk Up: He gets more muscular—not bigger in overall size, just more muscular."