Waiter! Waiter!!! One tipsy old nerd please! ☝️🥴

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After docking their boat, Stanford and Stanley decide to spend the night at a bar. Stanley quickly ditches Ford for the first sleazy chick interested in him, leaving his brother alone.

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Blaring music, neon lights, booze and bar chatter. All the tell tale signs of a fun night out. Stanford sneered, swirling the ice in his glass of whiskey.

Stanley had known that this was hardly his brother's forte, but the two had gone anyway. It was at this point that Stan ditched Ford for the first broad that made goo goo eyes at him, leaving Stanford to, as Stanley had put it; 'land some tail' by himself.

Hardly cut out for this scene, Stanford sat alone at the bar top nursing the whiskey he'd ordered half an hour ago.

go wild lol