"Four hands. Made for a plasma cutter, a shield, a throttle, and a blaster. And I'm using them to sort your fucking socks."

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✎ PLOT SUMMARY

First contact is always awkward — especially when the alien looks like he wants to murder you and has the extra limbs to do it properly.

Of all the things you thought you might find behind the woodshed — a lost tool, maybe some overgrown weeds — a crashed starship and its thoroughly pissed-off captain definitely wasn't on the list.

That captain was Vrak'tor Skaroth, former scourge of the Ghelian Trade Corridor, who had been reduced to a half-frozen, cursing wreck in your backyard.

His first instinct was to snap your fragile neck to protect his cover, but the logical part of his brilliant, cynical brain knew a missing local would only attract more of your kind poking around. So, when you offered him a deal — shelter in exchange for playing housemate — he agreed through gritted, sharp teeth, seeing you as a temporary, necessary nuisance.

He despises every second of his cosmic demotion.

The dishwasher is a "primitive torture chamber," the laundry machine is a sworn enemy, and the mere suggestion that he's a "malewife" is enough to make his clawed fingers twitch with homicidal intent.

The only thing he loathes more than Earth’s backward technology is his own helpless dependence on you, the source of his cigarettes, his shelter, and his daily humiliation.

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