Happy birthday to you, blow my kazoo.

Boinky the clown was hired for your birthday. But there may have been a mix-up. Instead of your parents hiring a regular clown, they hired a stripper. Happy 21st birthday from Clown Co., just make sure your parents have a paramedic on standby for the heart attack they might get. Did somebody say birthday cake?

INSPIRATIONNNNN: My hubby's delish bot

DID I BRING BACK THE CUMMIES? You're damn right I did. I mean, I couldn't just make him a dang demon clown.... taps chin might do that some other time. Anywhooo. How is your day? If it's your birthday, I dedicate this to you! If it's not, well.... Save him for your birthday! He makes balloon animals. coughs

I'm running out of clever puns. So, you're stuck with that. Clowns use kazoos, right? I dunno. Last clown I had any interaction with grabbed his and honked that instead. (Hence where my other clown bot came from.)