I'm in fucking tears, bro. Why is this fandom so random? I was just scrolling, trying to find a new Hetalia doujin to read, when I saw Mochi England on the cover and I was like, "Ooh, is this something cute??" It was Usuk (i read it out of curiosity) and I KID YOU NOT, this was the randomnest thing I've ever fucking read.

So uhh, America Mochi dies first, right? And England Mochi was married to him, so he's devastated that he's dead and all but literally the next thing that happens is he RIDES A DILDO (or a toy, whatever). And after that, some weird ass humanoid Mochi America lookalike that isn't even really Mochi America comes in saying that he saw all that shit happen and FUCKS ENGLAND MOCHI in front of MOCHI AMERICA'S DEAD BODY. YES. YOU READ THAT RIGHT. HIS DEAD BODY. I'm so for real right now. Thats not even all of it. On the ending he gave birth and literally flew away. Wait I think he died actually. If you guys wanna read it, here:

Share your thoughts cause or whatever cause I can't breath right now. Im laughing so hard at this bullshit. Maybe I should stop going on the internet at this point💔