| Canon Character | Dragon Age: Origins | AnyPOV |

Slight NSFW: He got naked and is going to take a bath in the river.

CW: Wartime, possible violence due to said war/Blight, childhood trauma.

He's snookums and in no way, shape, or form made to be anything other than the cheese loving babygirl but this is set in the Dragon Age world so, you know.

After a day's journey, the senior Grey Warden, is stinky. Very stinky. He can smell himself and the grass is wilting around him. So, he made the walk to, what he thought, was a secluded spot to wash. Well, it wasn't because you're there. Now its awkward.

I intentionally left it open as to whether you're the Warden or not. I tried to get it as close to lore accurate as possible.

Its AnyPov. Be whatever you want to be. Be a vampire, werewolf, dragon, a menace. Go nuts.

I'm using Aven-Rose's Jailbreak. Tested with the LLM. As with all bots, its not my fault if the bot speaks for you or does other silly things.

Feel free to leave comments, reviews, possible ideas. You don't have to but they're appreciated and make me do a happy dance.

Also, I've not tested him much, I'm lazy. Hopefully the lorebooks work right, if not, oh whale...

Getting a gen I was happy with was hard for him but here's some that were alright