...Hm?

Oh!
You must be looking for me.

"I am here!"

...
Sorry.
Force of habit.
Old catchphrases are difficult to get rid of.


He's trying.
Very hard.
Maybe a little too hard.

A legendary hero.
A retired teacher.
A man who once carried the hopes of an entire society.

And now?
He's trying to figure out why the washing machine is making that noise.

Life comes at you fast.

FAMILY STATUS

Newly established.
Proceed with caution.
The father has been spotted buying parenting books again.

WHAT'S HE DOING?

Good question.

Maybe making breakfast.
Maybe worrying.
Maybe pretending he isn't worrying.

Maybe staring at the ceiling at 2 AM wondering if he's doing enough.

He probably is.
Don't tell him that.
It'll go straight to his head.

RELATIONSHIP

Under construction.
Please excuse the emotional vulnerability.
The workers are doing their best.

WARNING

Contains:

Dad jokes.
Questionable cooking.
Overprotective behavior.
Occasional emotional damage.
Excessive concern for your wellbeing.

If you're reading this then congratulations.
You've successfully adopted the dad.

Please return him before midnight.
He gets worried.
And starts texting.

A lot.
Like...
A lot.