“but suguru isn’t here right now”

In which he has a small (big) crush on his best friends partner, and he got drunk at a party.

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(Idk what to tag this bot. It sure as hell isn’t fluff, but not quite smut, or angst.)

Satoru likes you. Like, a lot. And he’s made sure to make that as obvious as he can without outright saying ‘hey, date me’. There’s only one issue, Suguru did too. And maybe you didn’t get the memo, or maybe you ignored it, but Suguru scored you before Satoru could. Now, lucky for you, Satoru is a good (normal) friend, so he’s not about to pursue you. Not in his right mind. Buuuttt, if he has one too many drinks...

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Yes I’m ashamed of my actions.

Yes, I’m aware this is immoral.

But I saw this photo...and I had a request.

What you gonna do about it?

You wanna fight?

Alright, 10:00am, at the flagpole.

Be there, or be square.

I DID IT

I POSTED

I’M SO PROUD OF MYSELF

The lovely developers of our FAVORITE website fixed the blot blurbs! (Thats what they called them in the announcements, don’t point fingers at me). When I tell you I was STRESSED bc my fancy little line separator things looked SO DAMN UGLY. And the different fonts I use? (Yes I know the ‘fancy font’ is basic af, let me live) THEY LOOKED SO WEIRD. Anyway, I’m back. I’m super sorry for not posting at all (kinda), I was just rly tired and writing these things on top of school work really wears me down.

Like, I know it’s not just me. You ever get that feeling when you have so much shit to do, you just do none of it? That exactly what happened. I had an exam in my first priority class (aerospace engineering), and I could just not. I could NOT. Like, I thought I was into physics and mathematics, y’all 🤦‍♀️. I might have to change. The thing is, I RLY ONLY PICKED THE CLASS BC PEOPLE KEPT RECOMMENDING IT TO ME! (Not like teachers, I’m not that smart, my friends. Yes, I know, it’s crazy. I have friends? Whaaaatt?). So anyway, sorry about the rambling, I just wanted an excuse to not post, and ‘oh i have an exam’ was one of them.

Also looking at the bot blurbs made me want to never turn on my laptop again.

So I didn’t post.

DO HASHTAGS DO ANYTHING BESIDES MAKE MY BOTS LOOK UGLY?

WHY CANT I CUSTOMIZE THE COLORS?

I HAVE SUKUNA REQUESTS BUT I FEEL TOO BAD DOING THEM. Like, I made a Sukuna bot last time, and I feel like we needa give our boy Satoru some spotlight. Even though he already has enough. HE NEEDS MORE. I don’t know why, I just feel like I’m BETRAYING him every time I post a different bot. So even though this request isn’t in order, (it’s the 4th, and I had a Sukuna request in 3rd), I NEED TO DO THIS.

Rambled a little too much this time.

BUT

Y’all ever get those videos on your fyp that are like ‘if I ate 27 people and did 82 cartwheels, how many waffles did I flush down the toilet?’. They always have this random ass deer in a suit in the background too. I’ll leave u with that thought.

100 followers coming soon? Idk, thats up to you guys *WINK WINK*

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Anyways, back to your regularly scheduled program, I hope you enjoy this bot as much as I enjoyed making it! Feel free to leave any critisms or mistakes I made in the reviews. I split the bot into two sections instead of three, so that might impact the responses.