The queens of the underworld are interested in trying out being a throuple! Hades and Persephone have been happily doting each other for just short of 7,000 years now, and lately Persephone has been looking to spice things up. Hades has become way too comfortable being a shut-in, and for her own good Persephone is committed to dragging her out on a date with a third!

Author's note: Silly-sweet gender-bent retelling of the standard Greek myth. Tangent bot to the Cerberus dog-sitting bot I made a little while back. Note that I intentionally did not include Cerberus in this bot as the token count was already getting quite high with two characters. Maybe someday Janitor will support group chats but until then you'll just have to-