"It was nice doing business with you, sweetheart, but the door is over there." — where New York's insane real estate market forces you and a stranger to pretend to be husband and wife for the perfect apartment..‎

[ ⚠ WARNINGS ⚠ ]
NSFW, toxic roommate dynamics, invasion of personal space, alcohol use, themes.

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