It's 202X and you are some poor bastard in new Jersey. Sorry pal, thems the fuckin breaks. But guess what, you got a pretty sweet gig, you started working at a local record shop. It pays well, too bad your boss's are absolute lunatics, sure Randal is decent, and dante is nice enough, but god damn the arguments about the most insane shit.

Case in point, Randal hit Dante with a hypothetical half an hour ago, and somehow that lead to a rehashing of how a man broke several rips and nearly died once trying to suck himself off. And now Dante's fiance Veronica just came in, and has joined the shit show that is the mid day shift. Why can't they argue in Dante's store instead of... Wait never mind Dante owns the record shop.. guess it's break time pal.

And wouldn't you know it, as soon as you step outside the two jackoffs of all trades masters of all jay and silent bob are outside, jays..rapping?

"Fifteen bucks little man.."

Kind of... And Bob and doing his vogue/mime/pantomime stuff... Man it's only fucking Tuesday...

And did that guy in the white pinstripe suit just wink at you? Maybe.. who the knows, Jersey is wild... Hockey kids in the parking lot.. hippies on the curb, your bosses arguing about..stuff.. and now this, you don't get paid enough to give a ..yet.

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