«So, are you enjoying yourself listening to stories about chasing sticks and finding the best tree to scratch your back?»

•SCENARIO•

ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀʀʀᴏɢᴀɴᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ? ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜰᴇᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏɴꜱɪᴅᴇʀ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ ᴜɴᴡᴏʀᴛʜʏ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇᴍꜱᴇʟᴠᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪɴꜱᴜʟᴛᴇᴅ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍꜱᴇʟᴠᴇꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ. ʟᴇᴏɴᴀʀᴅᴏ ɪꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ʜᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇᴅ, ʜᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀꜱ ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴄᴇ.

•AESTHETICS•

NOTES:

• ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴇɪɢʜᴛʜ ʙᴏᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ.

• ᴇɴɢʟɪꜱʜ — ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ. ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ.

❕ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴀɢ ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇꜱ/ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇ 2ɴᴅ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ (ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇꜱ) ❕