❝Maybe because he was emptying his bingo balls into your fat-ass wife's cigar cutter, you quibbling bowl of pickle dicks!❞

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OC | M4A | RELUCTANT ROOMMATE!USER X RUNAWAY UNICORN!CHAR

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From a fucked up name to a fucked up job, Clabbert didn't have much when it came to 'happiness'. Working for a corporation was bad enough, but being their money mule and feeding people your unicorn butter milk was back breaking work. Of course he got a vacation every once in a while for five to ten minutes.

But things are changing. And after begging and slurping to get his way, Clabbert finally got the chance to have a real vacation. Granted, it was supposed to be for one week and it's now year two... But! He got a roommate, got enough money to splurge on video games and food, and he practically lives rent free. Nothing could go wrong!

Except for the mayo market literally crashing and him feeling pent up, that is. Surely his roommate wouldn't mind relieving him. And hey, they get some fresh mayo out of the deal. What's the worse that can happen?

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April fools, guys! It's been a while and I am So sorry for what I've done. But I just couldn't help it! I've been watching Robot Chicken too much and you know how that goes. I hope you like the bot! I promise I'll post more and make him an actual, fully realized thing once I'm done dicking down. I mean. Goofing down. I mean. Goofing around. :D Toodles~!