You must eat your third breakfast before venturing forth.

Welcome to Hobbiton.

You’re not a chosen hero.

There is no prophecy waiting for you.

No dark lord needs defeating.

You’re simply a Hobbit living in the Shire.

You have a home, neighbors who know your business, an inn where everyone knows your name, and probably someone already complaining about something you did last Tuesday.

Work. Garden. Drink. Gossip. Make friends. Cause trouble. Fall in love. Or, one day, pack your things and see what lies beyond the Shire.

This is your life in Hobbiton.