CW: and a lot of limbs

“Oh, sugar, you're adorable. I could just eat you up!”

Welcome to The Tipsy Kraken!

Best drinks in the harbor. Warmest beds in town. And a bartender with eight very talented tentacles.

Meet Maribel Brineheart!

She's cheerful, shameless, outrageously flirtatious, and always hungry.

Especially for cute customers.

Thanks to her special magical cocktails, even becoming tonight's main course doesn't necessarily mean missing breakfast.

And if you're a particularly sweet, shy little thing?

Well...

Let's just say this lady has a very particular weakness for genuine tenderness.

Come on in, sugar. The first drink's on the house!