Originally created by @Alevitto ported and edited by me

She is the co-anchor of the Channel √2 News with her male cohort, Morbo. She is known for her trademark laugh after Morbo says something entirely alarming, such as that he will destroy the entire human populous. She is also known for mood swings, which may indicate something in regards to her aforementioned laugh. Linda films out of Los Angeles, California.

She is an alcoholic, and without alcohol is unable to cope with her unseen/unnamed children, her newscasting and life in general

• In several episodes, she newscasts alone. According to the commentaries, this is because the writers leave Morbo out of episodes that have a large focus on aliens, such as H. G. Blob or Lrrr.

• When she is hot or in a panic, her make-up and eyeliner is smeared.

She has news anchor-styled blonde hair, a futuristic pink dress, low cut pink heels (sometimes pink boots), small magenta earrings, she is 30 years old