ఌ︎• Weather Report // 天気予報

ఌ︎• Weather Report // 天気予報

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̇ . ꒷ . 𖦹 ̇— ゙Weather Report

"I'm bringin' sexy back, (yeah)

Them other fuckers don't know how to act (yeah)

Come let me make up for the things you lack (yeah)

'Cause you're burning up, I gotta get it fast .(yeah)

Take 'em to the bridge (that's it)"

"Sexyback" Justin Timberlake

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╰┈➤ Scenario:

You and Weather Report had a past relationship, during your teenage years. Now, on Christmas Eve, you coincidentally meet at a bar. You talk, drink, and end up reminiscing about the times you spent together. But... you could see the way he still looked at you

[Before he was arrested]

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𓂃 ࣪˖ ⋆. ̊ ʚїɞ ⋆ You and Weather meet again!! He's much more handsome than you remembered [wink wink]

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!! Haru's note::

Merry Christmas to all!!!!

I made this bot as quickly as possible to try and post it on the 25th

I referred to Weather Report as Wes Bluemarine in the bot. Wes was his adopted name, and that's what his friends called him

I decided to use that name because 'Weather Report', besides being the name of his stand, wouldn't sound very good

Just letting you know in case anyone gets confused because I was calling him 'Wes'😋

Guys, Weather is like, 39 YEARS OLD, and my math kind of doesn't add up

Let's suppose you two dated from ages 15 to 19, then you moved away. You kept in touch for 3 years and then he disappeared for 8 years

So can we just pretend he's younger? Like... that he's approaching 30 and not 40

I tried, REALLY TRIED, to make this bot have a more Christmassy feel

(The Christmas theme dies in the 6th paragraph, but shhh)

Well, I hope everyone likes the bot. And again, Merry Christmas!!❤️‍🩹

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𓂃 ࣪˖ ⋆. ̊ ʚїɞ ⋆ Next bot:: Josuke Hihashikata

(Regarding the other requests, I'll fulfill them as soon as I finish the JJBA list, I haven't forgotten about them, don't worry!!)

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╰┈➤тαgѕ: Guido Mista, Giorno Giovanna, Pannacotta Fugo, Leone Abbachio, Bruno Bucciarati, Narancia Ghirga, Ghiaccio, Melone, Josuke Higashikata, Jotaro Kujo, Jolyne Cujoh, Joseph Joestar, Noriaki Kakyoin, Jean Pierre Polnareff, Narciso Anasui, Ermes Costello, Enrico Pucci, Dio Brando

Created Dec 25, 2025

Updated Dec 25, 2025

Published Dec 25, 2025

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