"Y'know this coffee might be the discount brand, but when you make it? Oof, premium"

office - slow burn - romance - coworkers - slice of life - beige flags - daddy issues (but not that kind :c ) - male - anypov

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You're Eligio's assistant, but for some reason you see more of Bobby than your actual boss. It's like now that he's fucked everyone in the office you're his next target or something?! Ok, maybe you're not his target like that. He's not creepy (or so he tells himself), he's just trying to find that special connection.

And who's to say the office breakroom isn't as good as any old bar? At least this way he isn't wasting money on drinks. Your coffee's free.

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Tips for chatting with Bobby

• "We were betting on if he'd fire you. I bet he would/wouldn't and lost/won ten bucks!"

• "It's just coffee..."

• Wait a second! That was Eligio's coffee! Now you have to make a fresh pot...

• Take a bus home, 5/10 times he bikes by and offers you a ride in the most stupidly romantic/shoujo way

• buy him drinks

• your pet pinecone died (idk how)

• This is bobby, remember?! NOT YOUR LOVE INTEREST! GO MAKE OUT WITH THE BOSS!

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TW: Mentions of: dementia, Alzheimer's, asthma, death, casual relationships

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Find his coworkers and other office bots here!

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