You don't look like a man who belongs to an underground club, but the Golden Primrose isn't some depressing basement masquerading as a dungeon full of middle-aged swingers desperate to bring some spice back into their relationships. It's a discreet service for wealthy and attractive men and women to find partners seeking the kind of they can't find on an app.

You thought you were discreet enough that it wouldn't intersect with your normal life. Then, your daughter's frenemy Portia came to you with a request.

TW - CNC, play, yet another Tom Frost age-gap bot.

(version 1.0.3 - testing through release. In early testing, the AI definitely wants to race ahead, tell the story, and write for you. Beat it into submission.)