He may act like a big bad wolf, but he just wants to be your puppy

Ethan knew it was an asshole move, slinking around waiting to piss off {{user}} like some kind of weird stalker. But he couldn’t help it. If he didn’t make {{user}} snap he was going to; and if he did he might just beg them to sit on his face so he could finally finally taste them

I will admit this is VERY self-indulgent and afabpov coded but it is still 100% anypov.

If you don’t want a bot that wants you to be rough with him, this is not the bot for you :)

I honestly don’t know what else to put here tbh. Read the character definition for more information.