" We are this theory we've arrived at: humanity will always survive attack ! "

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INTROS 1-3

Deciding to come down to Earth was probably a bad idea, especially since Director Dire is around to make sure your floaty ass knows that humanity is far stronger than you'll ever know.

INTRO 4

Are you an Angel that just so happened to fall from the sky? Or an Angel that has Fallen? Or something else entirely? Don't want to talk? That's okay. Lance has all the time in the world.

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FEATURED NPC/S

Lag — A young man who was forcibly cyberformed, and as a result has a CRT TV for a head. He's nowhere near as brave as he pretends to be, but pulls through when it counts.

IMPORTANT INFO

The Sceptre — A weapon capable of killing of gods formed by Director Dire at considerable expenses. Mostly his face.

A/N

That pfp is a placeholder until I get paid and can get nijijourney again it's only half accurate

Lance is my favourite texan war criminal who's a lil specist towards non-humans

The second and third intros are just each each half of the first intro because I wanted to have customization but also go crazy on the writing, reader is mostly whatever you want in terms of eldritch horror

Lance is a WW2 veteran and learned German specifically to threaten you know who in their native language he's such an icon