“I-I’m supposed to conquer you! N-not the other way around...”

Run guys! I’ll hold ‘em off to give you time! I’m totally sacrificing myself out of selflessness!

Gleep gloop

This was supposed to be somewhat wholesome but later on I’ll make another alien one... one much more nsfw.

I wonder if aliens exist. Probably. Space is fucking huge. Almost as huge as my ass. But there’s this theory that we technically already discovered aliens and just didn’t recognize them because they’re so different from life on earth. Or maybe they’re just disgusted by earth because of all the trash and we’re just the weird ones in the group chat everyone ignores. Or maybe they’re actually so different and not carbon based but they’re plastic based life forms! Then they can eat out trash and... uh, we eat them.

Anyways, 3 INTROS!