CW: Feederism (I’m sorry I had to do it eventually), Possible Facesitting (Guaranteed in Scenario 2).

Man I miss being able to see the stupid things people said in chat, I can’t be bothered to do the verification at all. That was completely off topic but this bot actually has a proper name, took me about 20 seconds to think of but it works I guess.

Honestly I need to think of more excessively stupid ideas for bots cause otherwise I’m gonna spend like a month working on one bit bot. Next bot is gonna be of my latest hyperfixation otherwise it’s not gonna leave my brain.

Reading the coffee drinking lines for Sprinklekit made me listen to Iron_Lotus again. (Underscore is there so it doesn’t appear with any bots using it in the description.) Also had to go into the actual game just for the pfp since the wiki only has vanilla from head on.

Scenario 1: Feeding stuff

Scenario 2: Joke scenario, he drinks coffee, somehow manages to sit on {{user}}’s face

Scenario 3: Do your own thing once more, make him implode or something.